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Hobbies:
>>>>>[I also swiped some info outta her Diary for ya chummer, it is sort of a self description—for a dating service? Who knows, she is a bit of a flirt. Anyhow, I had to pay off one of the grunts that worked out at their base to get this chummer. If interested ya owe me another 1,000 Nuyen, payable now....]<<<<<
- Slick (12:42:17/03-17-48)
===========Credits Transferred to Swiss Orbital Bank Account===========
>>>>>[Creds slotted. You are expensive. I’ll want the full personality sketch given in person at the prices you ask. . . I’ll be in touch.]<<<<<
- Sidewinder (12:44:17/03-17-48)
>>>>>[Name the time, and I’ll be there. Ta ta.]<<<<< - Slick (12:42:27/03-17-48)
>>>>>[ Thought you might want to scan this. Yeah, this is at least how she used to be before the change. She’s got nothing but black eyes and attitude now that Spider is riding her loa.]<<<<<
- Sidewinder (01:03:43/05-18-50)
Shelob's Personal Log (9:38:37/09-16-46)
Background: "Happiness is a warm Panzer."
Sexual Preferences:
>>>>>[ Can’t we all just get along?]<<<<<
"We came in from the NW side of the target. Sergeant O'Rilley and I would be in the first group, in a MAS 123 mini-mortar and a Nero APC. I then commanded
our second team, to proceed to the next road turning to the south. There they would engage the other Hover with their team.
We took our corner at 50 MPH and saw the Assault Hover heading towards us at around 40MPH, launching a barrage of burning oil slicks the whole way. We, of
course began returning fire as well.
The mortar landed a direct hit on the hover but did no damage, the Hover also evaded the fires burning at its hover skirts, executing several graceful
maneuvers around the flame. Knowing that our vehicles were outclassed by superior firepower, I opted for a more aggressive tactic. Realizing that the
Hover could destroy both vehicles in a head-on collision, or destroy the rear of the MAS 123 if it turned a corner unprotected. I decided to mislead the
hover away from attacking O'Rilley.
I ordered the Sergeant to turn the corner while I would play chicken with the hover. This would give the Sergeant time to make the curve and drive around
the block and come up on the rear of the enemy. Unfortunately he was hit with some flack at this moment and it must have shaken him up. He hesitated to take
the turn (disobeying a direct order) and instead slowed and threw the car in reverse. This would prove his undoing. At this point I drove straight for a
head-on collision towards the hover, (this would have allowed O'Rilley to turn--No Rigger can resist a game of chicken) but at the last moment, shifted
to the right, exposing the side of the great beast. I WAS NOW THE HUNTER! I then treated the beast to a point blank shot with my auto-cannon. My sensors
indicate a direct hit, through it's one weak spot, directly behind the weapons mount on the thin side plates. I made an eight inch hole through the composite
steel and past the ablative plastic armor underneath. My next shot within the following second would be clear through to the drivers soul. This is what we
call Rigger-Sex, heavy deep penetration. I was in ecstasy, breathing in short quick breaths and I let out a scream of pleasure. My dance of death was nearly
over. But on this day, my penetration was too good and the stunned foreign driver lost control and swung the rear part of his craft into my vehicle,
ramming me with all 8 tons of his man-steel. I wrapped my steel body around his in a final clasp and rode him for a last second. I barely escaped with my
life.
My thanks to our mage who brought me back from the edge. He said I had a smile on my face that he didn't understand--he wouldn't understand--but maybe I'll
show him.
As I said, Sergeant O'Rilley's action would prove to be his undoing. He disobeyed a direct order to turn the corner, and instead threw his vehicle into
reverse. He didn't stand a chance, and should've known better. At least the Mage riding CoPilot with him was smart enough to jump out at this time, a 8 ton
Hover moving at 40 MPH, and accelerating at 10, is going to crush a 3 ton MAS, going in reverse at 5MPH. I pity O'Rilley's soul. He was crushed instantly.
It wasn't until I returned home and saw that O'Rilley had forgot to take his gold plated 4 leaf clover necklace with him on this run that I knew one part of
the combat was predetermined. That crazy Irishman never went anywhere without that necklace, and I have chosen to keep it and wear it always, in remembrance
of him.
I can also say for the record that he was a good screw. I will miss him.
<<<<<<End Personal Log--Shelob>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Shelob's Personal Log (8:33:24/07-12-47)
Description: "Stop calling me Drow!" Actually since I was born an albino elf with pronounced canines I guess it is kind of an appropriate term. I wear my white hair pulled back in a ponytail and have skin color ranging from deathly white to a silvery black depending on the last time I took my melanin pills (Bleh, I hate the way they taste!). Frag I even dye my hair on occasion, it ranges from white to red to black depending on how I felt last time I dyed it. For you dimwitted bakebrains out there, red means anger, black means sober, and white means I was too lazy to do anything with it!
Hmm, what else? Oh yeah, although my "race" is often born sickly due to magical involvement, I haven't had too much of a problem beside the sunburns... Besides, I've made up for it by being addicted to exercise. (BTW, I wholeheartedly recommend the trid "Abs of titanium" to everyone.) I also have a little birthmark on my chest. It's the only coloration I got. It's red, and in the shape of an hourglass. Hey back off buttonhead!, I don't need you breathing down my neck. Have you heard of toothpaste?
Eyes: I got those pink eyes replaced long ago chummer. I'm now sporting Ziess 9000s with all the options. With the new emotachrome iris feature. If I'm angry, you'll see it in my eyes! However, I still tend to wear alot of different mirror shades I've collected over the years. Mostly, this is just due to habit. But let's face it, they look cool too!
>>>>>[Fragger, you are meat. This was personal and it wasn’t for any fraggin dating service, that last drek was forged by that droog Slick. You paid extra for sensationalistic garbage, but you’re gonna pay even more for posting this!]<<<<<
- Black Widow (01:14:43/05-18-50)